- mom: who are you laughing with?
- me: my laptop
- mom: who are you laughing with?
- me: my laptop
- When someone walks slower than me: omfg your slow ass is clogging up the hallway for the rest of us put some pep in your step grandma
- When someone walks faster than me: jesus christ are you on the run from the police this isn't a race you can tone it down usain bolt
- When someone walks at the same pace as me: who gave your creepy ass permission to walk with me get the fuck away before I call the cops
& it sucks knowing that a majority of people would rather talk to what I look like on the right instead of left.
Why? We have the same personality though.
too powerful not to reblog
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Maybe if we reblog this enough, it’ll get put in a magazine like that other one.
(Source: zarry)
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THE CAT RETURNED THE KISS
THE CAT FUCKING RETURNED THE KISS
OH MY GOD
why cats are the best animals
(Source: shrugging, via punkmonksteven)
I left my cat out in the rain for about 0.2 seconds too long, which makes for some interesting facial expressions.
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